I miss you, but I’d rather not bother you.
(Source: wthellmichelle)
My daily conversation with my brother
- Him: you're fat.
- me: you're fatter.
- Him: you're adopted
- me: I got you in the garbage when you were young.
- then our mom hears us.
- Mom: sigh! you guys always talk about that. Can you just be normal? and be nice to each other for once?
- Us: ahahaha no
